…You’re terrible at apologies.
Here’s a hint: it’s not really an apology if you use a whole column to mock the people who complained to you in the first place.
Seriously. I know you revel in being an asshole, and usually I think your wit outweighs your searing insensitivity to other people’s concerns. But the r-word isn’t funny, clever or progressive, and I’m done reading your work.